Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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