I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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