i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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