Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Farmville is her only friend.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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