"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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