Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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