FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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