'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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