well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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