Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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