He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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