Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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