I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think a kid would responsible me up
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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