he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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