some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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