The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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