it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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