STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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