Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
FUCK WHALES
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
