Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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