Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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