hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
wow bdsm is so cute
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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