I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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