We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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