I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
how drunk are you?
Several
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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