she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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