these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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