it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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