Say something about gay babies.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
