You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
These tits shall not be calmed
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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