bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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