Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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