This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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