I hate all girls vehemently.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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