normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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