Kiss
Puke
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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