I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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