you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We had sex on a dog bed..
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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