Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Who died my cat blue again?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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