you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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