Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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