Where are you?
In a non slutty way
This girl is more easily done than said...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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