508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just had sex on a roof
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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