I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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