Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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