At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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