Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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