can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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