He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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