Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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