someone owes me an orgasm
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
