Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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