i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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