Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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