question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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