i think my tv is drunk
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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