first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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