U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
