oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
COCAINE IS GR8
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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